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Coffee bag with humorous text that reads 'You're Still Younger Than Me. So There's That. Happy Birthday.' and coffee beans on a white background
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Age gracefully? Please. This 100% Colombian coffee keeps birthday banter fun and friendly. Bright, lively, and just a little smug, it’s the perfect roast for reminding someone that getting older isn’t so bad when they’re still behind you. Sip, smile, and enjoy being right.

Features:
- 100% Colombian Coffee
- Medium Roast
- Naturally sweet, smooth, and vibrant flavor
- Specialty-grade beans grown at high altitude
- Perfect for gifting and everyday sipping

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