Most of Being an Adult Is Whispering “F*ck This” While Doing It Anyway

All I Want to Do Is Settle Down with a Very Wealthy Dog

I Look So Peaceful When My Kids Are Sleeping

I'd Shank a Bitch for You

Mom Sleep. It's Like Regular Sleep, But Without the Sleep.

May Your Coffee Kick In Before Reality Does

I Think Being Your Child is Gift Enough

You Look Great for Someone From the 1900's

Give Me Coffee to Change the Things I Can, and Wine to Accept the Things I Cannot

You're Gonna Need a Lot of This

Mom, I'm Sorry for What I Said When I Was a Teenager

You're a Badass Bitch and You Got This

Is It Hot In Here or Is It Just Us?

You're the Best Thing I've Ever Found on the Internet

Thanks for Putting Up with My Kid

Fueled By Coffee & Country Music

May Your Coffee Be Stronger Than Your Child's Attitude

Friendship is About Finding People Who Are Your Kind of Crazy

I Love That We Don't Have to Say I'm Your Favorite

I'm Pretty Sure My Dream Job Would Be Karma Delivery

You Will Always Be My Friend. You Know Too Much.

My Favorite Child Gave Me This Coffee

Besties A.F.