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Coffee bag with a humorous message that says 'You Will Always Be My Friend. You Know Too Much' and coffee beans on a white background
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Some friendships are built on laughter and a mutually assured destruction pact. This gift is perfect for birthdays for women or men, and acts as a reminder to keep your secrets safe and your caffeine steady, with this balanced Colombian roast. It’s smooth enough to calm your nerves, bold enough to fuel more questionable stories, and exactly what you both need before swearing “we’ll never speak of this again.”

Features:
- 100% Colombian Coffee
- Medium Roast
- Naturally sweet, smooth, and vibrant flavor
- Specialty-grade beans grown at high altitude
- Perfect for gifting and everyday sipping

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