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Welcome to adulthood, where coffee is your only reliable coworker. This Colombian medium roast is your emotional support beverage, smooth, bright, and strong enough to get you through whatever you’re pretending to enjoy today. Pour, sip, repeat and gift to your co-worker at corporate, fellow teacher or friend just trying to get through the day. Adulthood might be a scam, but at least the coffee’s amazing.

Features:
- 100% Colombian Coffee
- Medium Roast
- Naturally sweet, smooth, and vibrant flavor
- Specialty-grade beans grown at high altitude
- Perfect for gifting and everyday sipping

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