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Black coffee bag with red label that reads 'May Your Coffee Kick in Before Reality Does' featuring coffee beans on a white background
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Adulting is hard. This coffee makes it tolerable. Our 100% Colombian medium roast delivers smooth, sweet motivation to power through mornings, meetings, and mild existential dread. One clean, vibrant cup at a time, you’ll remember why you get out of bed and then immediately question it again.

Features:
- 100% Colombian Coffee
- Medium Roast
- Naturally sweet, smooth, and vibrant flavor
- Specialty-grade beans grown at high altitude
- Perfect for gifting and everyday sipping

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