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Black coffee bag with humorous text that reads, "I'm not saying you're old, but if you were whiskey, you'd be really expensive," and coffee beans on a white background
  • Black coffee bag with humorous text that reads, "I'm not saying you're old, but if you were whiskey, you'd be really expensive," and coffee beans on a white background
  • Black coffee bag with humorous text that reads, "I'm not saying you're old, but if you were whiskey, you'd be really expensive," and coffee beans on a white background
I'm Not Saying You’re Old, But If You Were Whiskey, You'd Be Really Expensive

I'm Not Saying You’re Old, But If You Were Whiskey, You'd Be Really Expensive
$30.00
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Aging like a legend looks good on you. Celebrate with a cup that is smooth, balanced, and worth savoring. This 100% Colombian medium roast brings bright flavor and natural sweetness that feels top shelf without the price tag. Pour a mug, make a wish, and enjoy a gift that gets better with every sip. Expensive whiskey is nice. Great coffee is practical and delicious.

Features:
- 100% Colombian Coffee
- Medium Roast
- Naturally sweet, smooth, and vibrant flavor
- Specialty-grade beans grown at high altitude
- Perfect for gifting and everyday sipping

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