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Coffee bag with humorous text that reads' I'd Shank a B*tch for You' on a wooden tray with coffee beans and a vase of branches.
  • Coffee bag with humorous text that reads' I'd Shank a B*tch for You' on a wooden tray with coffee beans and a vase of branches.
  • Coffee bag with humorous text that reads' I'd Shank a B*tch for You' on a wooden tray with coffee beans and a vase of branches.
I'd Shank a Bitch for You

I'd Shank a Bitch for You
$30.00
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True friendship isn’t about hearts and flowers, it’s about loyalty, laughter, and a shared caffeine addiction. This medium roast Colombian blend is smooth, subtly sweet, and perfectly balanced between devotion and chaos. The perfect gift for your ride-or-die who knows exactly how unhinged you’d go for them.

Features:
- 100% Colombian Coffee
- Medium Roast
- Naturally sweet, smooth, and vibrant flavor
- Specialty-grade beans grown at high altitude
- Perfect for gifting and everyday sipping

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