Black coffee bag with humorous text that reads, "I'm not saying you're old, but if you were whiskey, you'd be really expensive," and coffee beans on a white background

I'm Not Saying You’re Old, But If You Were Whiskey, You'd Be Really Expensive

Ground / Colombian Medium Roast
$30.00
$30.00
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Black coffee bag with humorous text that reads, "I'm not saying you're old, but if you were whiskey, you'd be really expensive," and coffee beans on a white background
  • Black coffee bag with humorous text that reads, "I'm not saying you're old, but if you were whiskey, you'd be really expensive," and coffee beans on a white background
  • Black coffee bag with humorous text that reads, "I'm not saying you're old, but if you were whiskey, you'd be really expensive," and coffee beans on a white background
I'm Not Saying You’re Old, But If You Were Whiskey, You'd Be Really Expensive

I'm Not Saying You’re Old, But If You Were Whiskey, You'd Be Really Expensive
$30.00
$30.00
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Kristi Huneke

I included these custom bags in holiday gift baskets for Christmas. Everyone loved the fun and creative labels. The colorful labels gave the basket a great pop of color. Everyone loved it!

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Jamie Maurer

Have given as a few gifts for both work and personal and is always a hit! The labels are adorable and you can find one for any occasion!

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Stacy Niehaus

The Laugh Lines team worked with me to design a custom label for workplace Christmas gifts. Everyone loved the personal touch & the coffee was great too!

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Meredith Osborn

Ordered custom bags for my office and it was a hit! People loved the coffee and the special quote and branding. I’ll definitely order again!

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Kelley Kostich

I gifted these for Christmas and they were a HIT!!!! Adorable labels and the coffee is SO GOOD! It’s now one of my gifting go tos!

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Emily Brown

The coffee quality was great, the message on the label was cute, and it made a great gift for the holidays. I will definitely repurchase - they've got designs for every occasion.

Aging like a legend looks good on you. Celebrate with a cup that is smooth, balanced, and worth savoring. This 100% Colombian medium roast brings bright flavor and natural sweetness that feels top shelf without the price tag. Pour a mug, make a wish, and enjoy a gift that gets better with every sip. Expensive whiskey is nice. Great coffee is practical and delicious.

Features:
- 100% Colombian Coffee
- Medium Roast
- Naturally sweet, smooth, and vibrant flavor
- Specialty-grade beans grown at high altitude
- Perfect for gifting and everyday sipping

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