I'm Not Saying You’re Old, But If You Were Whiskey, You'd Be Really Expensive

Thanks for Putting Up with My Kid

Me: Be Kind, You Never Know What Someone Is Going Through. Also Me: Nice Turn-Signal, F*ck Face

Besties A.F.

I Love You More Than Tacos, but Please Don't Ask Me About Margaritas

You Can Stop Asking When We're Having a Baby Now

Classy Until the Puck Drops