You're the Best Thing I've Ever Found on the Internet

You're Still Younger Than Me. So There's That. Happy Birthday.

You're a Badass Bitch and You Got This

You Will Always Be My Friend. You Know Too Much.

You Sleigh

You Look Great for Someone From the 1900's

You Can Stop Asking When We're Having a Baby Now

The Top 3 Hardest Things to Say Are: I Was Wrong, I’m Sorry, and Worcestershire Sauce

Thanks for Putting Up with My Kid

Thanks a Latte

So. Many. Candles.

Running on Caffeine and Soccer

Running on Caffeine and Lacrosse

Running on Caffeine and Hockey

On the Naughty List, and I Regret Nothing

Naughty. Nice. Prefer Not to Answer.

My Favorite Child Gave Me This Coffee

Most of Being an Adult Is Whispering “F*ck This” While Doing It Anyway

Mom, I'm Sorry for What I Said When I Was a Teenager

Mom Sleep. It's Like Regular Sleep, But Without the Sleep.

Me: Be Kind, You Never Know What Someone Is Going Through. Also Me: Nice Turn-Signal, F*ck Face

May Your Coffee Kick In Before Reality Does

May Your Coffee Be Stronger Than Your Child's Attitude